Where is it?

What can a pair of lovely lesbians do there?

And where might they stay?

Any public transport to snog on?

Boston

Boston is definitely not a made-up place, talked about as though it were real by the twisted parents of the confused and deluded.

Several real people have been to Boston, and returned, and can confirm its authenticity as an official place-on-earth, with people living there and everything.

The potential Boston visitor should not, therefore, be afraid that they will turn up at the airport and be ridiculed for thinking that Boston is a real place when in fact none of the airport staff have ever heard of it.

It is, in fact, the perfect location for your young, carefree lesbians-about-town to get away from it all. Especially if they are able to abuse the expense account of a multi-national conglomerate in the process.

Oh, and it is apparently very picturesque.